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Post 423: The New Nigerian Scam
Look at this ad! Just look at it. This goatherd wants you to believe he can’t get other goats to play with his dwarf. How could anyone say no to that face? Play with my goats? Sure, let me run out and buy some first. Feed me molasses pellets and ice cream? Obviously yes. Continue reading
Post 422: A Terrible Thing to Waste
I didn’t get out of the furniture section quickly enough. Sigh. Continue reading
Post 421: Noise, Noise, Noise!
Here we are in the middle of September in the middle of the week and in the middle of a spate of classic YSaC style entries. Nothing as exciting as Roofers! Roofers! Roofers! Or Doctor of Naturopathy. It’s not even FeatherFoot, a true story. It’s simply this. Continue reading
Post 420: Friendly, Wink, Wink
Today is my birthday, and wouldn’t you know it, we hit Post 420! Such an amazing coincidence. And you know what else is amazing? This Craigslist ad about a guy looking for a girl who is 450 friendly and maybe they can grow, ha ha, to be more than friends.
Sounds like the plot to a Contemporary Romance novel. If only I knew someone who wanted to write about it. Continue reading
Post 419: Tut, Tut.
WTFS Anchor Person: Breaking News –- Sparkyville Archeologists have entered the abandoned tract home, rumored to be the burial place of Tut McSparky, hundredaire and creator of the Can of Beans on a Stick. This tomb has been sealed for weeks now, and reporter NinjaChow is one of the first people to enter it. NC, What are you seeing? Continue reading
Post 418: Cool Story, Brah
Here at Sparkyville, we try to present the best of the best of the best. We can only do that when readers submit wonderful ads that give us a chance to just bask in the glow of Ulitmate Sparkiness. Today, not only do we have that chance, we also have an explanation to go with it. Continue reading
