Today we have a lesson in vocabulary. We need this lesson to understand this ad submitted by Ralph, who apparently got wined up while looking for these things. Continue reading
Post 409: Child Pornograph
Oh come on! Are there no depths to which I will sink in an attempt to attract readers and commenters to this blog? This is a cute but silly toy using Disembodied Princesses (I can’t use the real D word for fear of legal action) and a taste of Sparky speelink. How bad could it be? Continue reading
Post 408: Dun – Dun – DUN!
It was a dark and stormy afternoon in Sparkyville. Young Annie Sparks had heard that there were heaps of gold in leather bags in the basement of the old McSparky house. Empty for decades, it stood on the outskirts of town. With school canceled because the roof leaked, Annie decided to head over there and get rich. Continue reading
Post 407: The Grapes of Wrouth
I owe much of the success of this blog to Ralph and NinjaChow. I wish more people would send in ads, but of course everyone is busy avoiding Sparky and living a life of luxury. You know, tying onions to their belts and so on. Continue reading
Post 406: Detective Sparky
Sparkyville’s Police Department is one of the finest around. They have no unsolved, cold cases. They give themselves awards for this every month. Yes, the people of Sparkyville are very luck and confident in their officers. Or, let me say, were confident. Continue reading
Post 405: Hay!
Remember Winston and Pickles? I had a chat with The Llama-nun recently about those guys. I know we would all like to have more of their adventures to read. So possibly to jump-start an idea, I present Punky Rose. Continue reading
Post 404: Harry Potter’s Next Home
There’s a joke that’s so old it’s usually not funny anymore, but it certainly applies to this ad. The joke is the apartment was so small, I had to step outside to change my mind. Not only is Sparky trying to rent a broom closet as a micro-studio apartment, he’s charging enough for a down payment on a new car. Continue reading
