sealy electric blanket controls no blanket – $25
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no blanket
The good news is, it goes to 11.
The bad news: No Blanket For You!
Thanks, Ninjachow.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville
Picking up where YSaC left off
I lost my TV remote control….can I use one of these?
Are my eyes still blurry? It looks like it goes “1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,11.” WTF????? Where’s 10?
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10 is restricted. You have to pay extra to get 10,
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And, with six, you get an eggroll.
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“I am Number 11.”
“Who is Number 10?”
“You are Number 6.”
“I am not a blanket control without a blanket. I am a free man.”
(maniacal laughter)
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We’re sending Rover for you, Dave. (No maniacal laughter)
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[Corey] It’s an “H.” For some stupid reason, many electric blanket controls use an “H” for “hot” instead of a 10. [/corey]
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I thought the “H” stood for Hi, or High, or Hai, Or HELP ME I’M MELTING!
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So you’re saying “11””is more than “hot”, or “High” or “Hey,sailor!” ????
Thank goodness there’s no “12”.
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Well, there is, but it’s not allowed to be sold in AL, GA,NJ, MS, HI, or to persons under 18.
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yes, egg rolls.
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I’ve got a brand new electric blanket, and
You’ve got a used control.
I think that we should get together
Unless this is just a troll.
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Oh GAWD, that’s one earworm I could do without.
Thanks for the shout-out though.
BTW Dave, you owe me 7/100ths of a penny in royalties now.
I take checks.
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I think using these without the blankets attached could give a whole new meaning to the name Sparky.
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I prefer Number 9.
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Number9number9number9number9number9number9number9number9number9number9number9number9numbernumber9number9number9number9…..darn!!!! It won’t break the box like in the good old days……
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If there’s no ’42’ then why even bother?
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The sealy electric blanket is not a cruel master, for it controls no blanket. However, it does impose its warmth upon sheets and bodies.
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