Yesterday saw the season finale of the American Football program. Most of the country celebrates the occasion with ritual drinking and consuming mass quantities of alcohol and grease-laden snacks. There is also a snobbery aspect regarding the drinking of brewed beverages and whether they arrive in glass containers or metal containers.
Today, being the day after the celebration, those who hosted the rituals are left with various debris to be disposed of. And of course, there are always an enterprising Sparky out there with a really cool idea.
30 broken beer bottles
make / manufacturer: rolling rock
model name / number: green
i broke 30 beer bottles by smashing them on concrete. they fit better in my trashcan that way. i figured one of you weird art kids might want them for aesthetic or to like glue to your windows or something. i admit, it’s rolling rock, shameful, i know. but it was 5.99 for 6 beers and they taste like cheap heineken. below i’ve pictured the bottles swept into various cat arrangements. also my mom tried to ground me for doing this on her patio. i’m 26. that doesnt take away from the quality of the broken bottles, i just thought it was funny.
This is a young Sparky, still living with mom. I applaud Mom for grounding him. She should have ground the broken glass into his Cheetos. Maybe she can’t make it down the basement stairs.
Thanks O glorious Pioneers of Snark, Llama-nun and Ostrimu for forwarding this one. And Madeline for submitting it just a bit too late to You Suck at Craigslist.