Perhaps it’s time that I made a few changes to my looks. I wonder how I would look with a couple of eyebrow piercings? And my hair straightened? Oh, contacts would be so awesome! I would, of course, need sunglasses if I had contacts. What would I look like?
Before we answer that question, look what Ninjachow found! The whole package.
Conair Flat Iron/8Gauge Surgical SteelBarbells/Sunglasses/FreeContacts
*8 Gauge surgical steel circular barbells- $25 for pair
*Conair Flat Iron – $10
*Kensie 70’s style purple ombre sunglasses with leather arms -$10
*Esprit purple large frame sunglasses with rhinestone accents-$10
FREE:2 Air Optix Aqua w/Astigmatism contacts: -1.00 with astigmatism (CYL -0.75/Axis 080)
2 Air Optix Aqua Contacts: -1.75 b.c 8.6
New lens case and bottle of Opti-Free Express Solution.
Willing to meet at Skytrain station of choosing with a 24hr notice. Feel free to call or text number provided.
Here’s what Ms. Sparky looks like —
O-kay. And here’s what I would look like —
Only not so trendy. Thanks, Ninjachow, for all the things.
The “Worst Fashion Excesses of All Decades” party will be at my place.
[Corey in the corner] I did a quick search (solely for the expansion and diffusion of knowledge, of course), and it seems that 8-gauge piercings are normally used for more intimate parts than eyebrows.
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I did not know that. I possibly did not want to know that.
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Ferdinand the bull liked to smell flowers…
…and get barbell piercings
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“My roommate moved out and left me this crap and his half of the bills. I need money now.” – There. I fixed it for you.
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Sadly I remember when those glasses were considered stylish. Sigh, now I feel old. 😦
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WAIT!….they’re not still stylish?….I must BE old……
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So much nope, in one advert. Amazing what they can do with technology these days.
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OK…I think I’m confused….is that two photos of the SAME pair of sunglasses, or two different sunglasses? (Kensie and Esprit) Maybe I wasn’t “hep” even back when I thought I was……
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I have the same question, jazzie. Even the one of the person (presumed female) wearing them looks like the same pair. Maybe the other pair is shy and wouldn’t hold still for a photo.
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