Here at Sparkyville, we understand the American Dream. We know everyone wants to improve their place in life. Make things better for the next litter of Sparky spawn. Therefore, we are constantly looking for ways to help ease the path to that double wide mobile home with the enclosed porch and pop-out extra room. As long as the opportunity is legit.
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Can’t go wrong, right? And if by chance you find out it’s not totally legit, you might be lucky like this fellow.
Thank U! 4 not arresting me late late last night!! – m4m – 39
To that sexy older black cop with glasses, thank YOU for not arresting
me when you pulled me over because of my break light…. I am WAS
extremely nervous and completely naked… I tried grabbing my robe but
you were all ready at my window shining that bright ass light…. I
was too scared to say ANYTHING to you! Now, that I am thinking about
it I wonder what really was going through your mind when you saw that
I had NOTHING on??
[Mercifully, there were no pictures.]
Officer: Do NOT step out of the car. (I can’t wait to get back to the station. This tops Baker’s story about the lady letting her dog steer.)
Naked Sparky never listened to his mother when she said to always wear clean underwear. Thanks, Y S a C creators for passing on Greg’s submission, and Dave for being alert.