I am pleased to present this Craigslist submission from our very own Ostrimu, Piano Dan. I very carefully did not ask him why he was looking at these sorts of ads. None of my business. Nope, not even interested. I’ll ask the Llama-nun when she gets back from Phoenix.
Nude Classical/Jazz Musicians Needed
compensation: Compensation negotiable
I’m looking to hire 1-4 nude musicians to play during an art opening in [Location} from 6-8pm on March 11th. I am the curator of a show of tasteful nude photographs that reference famous nudes from the history of art, and I’m looking to hire nude musicians to play at the opening. Rate is negotiable.
A nude cellist, a nude jazz duo, a nude string quartet, two naked jazz flautists–these are all ideas of performers who would be perfect to play at our opening. Interested parties, please contact me for more details.
Do I regret the lack of photos? No, I’m pretty sure it will be in the news.