Post 31: If you plant rice, rice will grow, Grasshopper

Do you play table tennis?  Do you speak Chinese? Do you know a lot about computers?  Does this sound just a wee bit like stereo-typing?

Hiring Chinese Teacher & Computer teacher & Table Tennis Coach compensation: After school Chinese Teacher & English Writing Teacher We are hiring full time experienced Chinese Teacher & Computer teacher & Table Tennis Coach. Golden Dragon Chinese School is a famous known after school program institute. You can find more information about us at http://www.dragonsomethingsomething.com or http://www.goldendragon[somethingsomething].com Please email your resume to goldendragonchinesekungfu@[grasshopper].com Thank you!

No, thank you!  And for your young women, there’s this awesome opportunity.

Asian actress needed for this Sunday’s music video shoot (Place, Location, Ish Beac) compensation: $350 Local Ish Entertainment company is looking for an Asian actress for this Sunday’s music video shoot. Requirement: 18-20 year old with body piercing( tounge, nose and nose) tatoos will be an great additional. No singiing, dancing required. Minimum acting is necessary. Compensation: $350/day Please contact ASAP if interested.

Nose and nose?  That’s going a bit too far. I think I just need a rustic cabinet to hide in.

Rustic Chinese Cabinet Armoire Tv bar closet solid wood very Zen! – $960 (Location) condition: new

*NOTE The Last pic is an idea of what you can do with thie cabinet only it is NOT the inside of this cabinet.

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Asian cabinet height. 70.5 inches. 42 inches wide. 24 inches deep. 9 inches tall. Under the cabinet space. The doors open and slide out of the way into the cabinet unlike other cabinets. Made of solid wood heavy has a hole in the back for electrical wires. It has two outside drawers and two smaller inside drawers. It also comes with a middle shelf. I’ve used it as a bar, to hide stereo equipment and TV. I’ve used for my computer and I have used it as a closet sweater organizer. This is a piece you will have for years to come. Perfect for your Yoga studio or and any room of the house. This is a hand made and hand carved old antique this is NOT from Pier one. Carved inlaid brass hardware and and handles. This piece smells wonderful like mens perfume and a no mold smoke free home. It has been stored in microclimate storage.

*scams will be turned in.

You get what you pay for so if you want to tell me its too much then yes you should go to Pier One then 🙂 Sorry serious buyers only Firm on price

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This can only end badly.  Your thoughts?

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21 thoughts on “Post 31: If you plant rice, rice will grow, Grasshopper

  1. Being on a seafood diet, I’m really interested in the Photo Lunch Kit. I also wonder how old the Old Rusty Rust is. I have some old rusty rust, but I would like to get some rusty rust that’s just a bit newer than what I have.

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