Post 32: Sparky versus IKEA

We know that the very best of Craigslist can be found in the furniture ads. Many YSAC memes started through a simple error in speeling. It gives me great delight to submit the following fun-filled furniture follies for a Friday.

Oriental – Hand Carved Rosewood – Table – $475 (TV)
FOR SALE :

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ORIENTAL – (HALF – MOON ) …….ROSE WOOD TABLE …………BEAUTIFULLY – HAND CARVED ……. WITH PEARL INLAID……..

ONE OF A KIND………A MAGNIFICENT – COLLECTOR’S SHOW PIECE…………………..VERY UNIQUE………..VERY ORNATE.

A GUARANTEED – “CONVERSATION PIECE” …………….PERFECT CONDITION.

APPROXIMATELY :………….(HEIGHTH :……29 INCHES)…….(WIDTH :…… 28 INCHES)………….(DEPTH :…….12 INCHES ).

HAS BEEN WELL CARED FOR.

ASKING : $ 495.00

Due / Spam………… Put in title bar :……….. T V moon table. Thanks.

I don’t think that table has been to the moon, and I don’t know why I would have any spam due.

duel recyling couch (Location) (no photo)

condition: good
Light brown dual recylining couch, works fine. 87′ in length. 3 back cushions come off for easy transport. Bring truck and screwdriver. At end of driveway, 1 North Rd, [Location] [State]

O. Kay. I wouldn’t mind a couch that did all the recycling for me. And I can bring the vodka and orange juice, no problem. How many paces does the couch get before it turns and recycles me?

Recliner chairs – $50

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Recliner chairs in excellent working order, gray woven fabric, buy 2 at $50 each, or buy 1 only. Only 1 left. Purchased at LazyBoy.

What we have HERE is a FAILURE to COMMUNICATE.

(( Free Furniture ))
Free

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You say it’s furniture, but obviously the chairs are seeking escape velocity and the other thing is a ghost.

Free one seater sofa
condition: excellent
Free sofa , good condition, please contact me at

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I think there’s a better word for this. Chair. And between the title and the ad, Sparky downgraded it from excellent to good. I think he stopped too soon.

Thanks to Ralph, Ninja Chow, and One Moving Violation for these and many other submissions. 

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14 thoughts on “Post 32: Sparky versus IKEA

  1. I’m a little concerned that Windy is running out of material, I just submitted these ones last night. Maybe it’s time we all stopped wasting time with trivial work stuff at work and head over to Craigslist to fill up Windy’s inbox.

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  2. I noticed there is a One tag. Is that my tag?

    *checks mattress*

    That’s very Moving, but I think there might be a Violation here.

    *checks inside hat*
    *checks shirt collar*

    Windrose must be a ninja, sneaking into my house like that.
    Hmm. I’ve never had a tag on a website before. Cool.

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  3. I give Sparky credit for calling it a “one-seater sofa” rather than boring old “chair”. Makes it sound all comfy and like I could lounge around on it all day in my Snuggie, eating ice cream and binge-watching Downton Abbey. Although it IS too small to really lounge on, I’d fall right off the side if I tried. No room for my cat, either. And I can’t make Mr. Tank sleep on that no matter what he’s done. Ahhhh, sod it. It’s a chair.

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