:cue David Attenborough: Suburbia. The breeding ground for Sparkies and their companion animals. On this program we will examine the more unusual species that co-habitat in these dens and lairs. Viewer discretion is advised as there could be bloodshed and violence. Also the smell is rather unpleasant.
We’ll start with the airborne species, beautiful creatures with impressive wing spans.
**Beautiful Steel Eagle**
Beautiful Steel Eagle. 48ft wing span 18ft wide from beak to tail weighs 8100lbs. Call for price (###)eight##three###
Sparky’s main concern with his “friends” is how to make money from selling them. Here we see the psychological effects of this treatment.
Free large teddy bear
Free large teddy bear approx 45 inches tall and 27 inches wide. In great condition from a non-smoking home. Please pick up ASAP.
The only thing that will cheer that bear up is a little honey. And a little freedom.
The suburban Sparky likes animals that have hooves and antlers or horns. He likes them a lot, barbecued, in a stew, or dried into jerky.
Moose – $1
Alaskan Moose for sale. It’s in great shape with about a 55 inch spread. All trades considered, make me an offer. Perfect for Lodge, Cabin, Game Room, Restaurant, Casino.
Sadly, this Sparky hasn’t included a photo, but it is likely this cut-rate moose is only a mounted head. Similar to this one.
Inflatable Moose Head (w/ foot pump) – $10
Inflatable moose head. Enough said.
To add a little more, you can have my foot pump because blowing it up manually is crazy! I’m getting rid of just about everything due to a huge transition. The moose has been with me for a while, but it’s time to make a change!
Oh, deer! I don’t think that’s really a moose.
Finally, since the dawn of time, Sparky has loved horses. This companion has been included in cave drawings, statues, paintings, and rusty metal sculptures. Here’s another tribute to a favorite animal.
handcrafted bejewelery – $125
Bejeweled rocking horse handcrafted
This concludes our journey into Suburbia. I’m not David Attenborough, but I do support the reintroduction of wolves into the Scottish Highlands. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/david-attenborough-backs-calls-for-the-reintroduction-of-wolves-to-scottish-highlands-10129998.html