History often repeats itself. Rumor has it that History has lost it’s short term memory, so doesn’t remember when it’s already done a shtick. Like world wars. Or plagues. Or Justin Beiber. But that has nothing to do with today’s post. Today we wrap up the week with a love-lorn Bonnie looking for her Clyde. Get the tissues. And maybe the buckets.
Clyde – w4m – 40
age : 40
Clyde
I CANT stop thinking about you, about US! I NEVER thought I could or would fall in love with someone. You warned me and I didn’t listen!
Shut your eyes Clyde and think about the look in mine!! There are a few different ones I want you to see.
You know which ones!!
I can’t go thru life without you! I WONT!!
I NEED YOU… I WANT YOU… I LOVE YOU…
M. H. & S. FOREVER
Bonnie
Take your own advice, Sparkette, and shut your eyes. Then maybe you won’t post anymore subtle ads like this one. And why didn’t you include pictures of the looks you wanted Clyde to see? Doesn’t make any sense. Oh, wait. Sorry, I forgot who I was referencing. I wonder if History is looking for a personal assistant?
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To Clyde’s pet rabbit: Go into hiding for a while.
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Sorry, Dave, I just got it…..now, if you had said “I WILL NOT be ignored, Dan”, I might have gotten it a little quicker…..
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Just want you all to know, I will be out of town for the weekend. So no funny business. . . wait. No serious business in the lounge. Behave and do your chores. If I get internet access somehow, I will check on you. Have fun!
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HEY GUYS!!!!!!! Windy’s gonna be gone!!!….Kegger in the lounge this weekend!!!!!!!!
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I’m just afraid Bonnie the babysitter is going to invite her boyfriend over.
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Ballad of Bonnie and Clyde
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Clyde: Run away! Run away!
Why is there a photo of a Ruby Habitat Foundation booklet in this ad? It’s 1500+ miles away from Sparkette. Is Clyde a Sandhill Crane?
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Bulletin Bulletin Bulletin….
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