I had this nagging feeling I was forgetting something. Then I remembered, it’s a Sparky Day! Turning to my trusty email account, I perused the wonderful submissions by commentators since the blog began. This one just popped in just last night, and in the interest of finding this pet a new home, I am posting it immediately.
Guinea pig
Thomas the guinea pig is in need of a good home.he very friendly,loves to cuddle.great for kids.He is 1 year old.rehoming fee of $30.sorry I don’t have a cage for him .for more info call
jason
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What we have here is actually an extremely rare Long-legged Carnivorous Guinea Pig (Wheekus bloodthirstius felinus*). Despite Sparky’s cheery description they don’t make as good pets for children as the Common Guinea Pig (Wheekus wheekus*). Whatever you do don’t tell him it’s rare, he’ll want more money for it.
*Names may not be entirely accurate.
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Maybe jason paid a guinea for the cat, but now the cat eats him out of house and home.
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Perhaps Jason was using the term “Guinea pig” more as a subject for bizarre lab experiments, and not as an actual “Guinea pig”. Thomas and all his friends have been hanging around my house, where they seem to think my gravel walks are just one big public latrine….I’ve got a cage (trap) for him, Jason.
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And Windy….if you can’t focus and keep on top of things, we’ll just have to get someone else who will!!!!!!!
(what’s that?….no one else wants the job?……)
Well, we’ll give you one more chance, Windy.
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Jazzie, I can’t tell you how much I appreciate this. 8) No, really, I can’t.
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Oh, and don’t I know it! Windy, you didn’t even tag your last post before you left us to our own devices.
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Cage.Problem.Solved
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I thought about going there. Glad you did. He should have been named Timothy instead of Thomas. (Oooh, obscure song reference!)
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I went there immediaty, too.
Mmmmmmmm… Guinea Pig…..
You may not want to revoke Thomas once he… re-emerges.
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Rehome. You may not want to rehome Thomas.
*wanders away muttering about auto correct and blogs with no edit buttons…*
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(Oooh, obscure awful song reference!)…..there, fixed it for ya, Windy.
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Wait… That’s a … It’s not…
*huffs insane amount of Whatever it is huffers huff*
Oh, yeah. Guinea pig.
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Perhaps Thomas is under the cat, showing off his mad cuddling skillz.
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*Points* Genie pig!
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Yes! Rub the cat and the genie pig emerges.
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But don’t rub the cat the wrong way!
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When someone rubs me the wrong way, I ask them if they would please rub me differently.
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This is an ideal pet for places that don’t allow dogs or cats.
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“What’s that?”
“Is my Guinea pig.”
“Manuel, it’s a cat.”
“No, no, no. Is Guinea pig.”
“Well, of course it’s a cat. You have cats in Spain don’t you? Or did Franco have them all shot?”
“No, I think so too.”
“What?”
“I say to man in shop, Is cat! He say no, no, no, is special kind of guinea pig. Filigree Siberian Guinea pig. Only one in shop, he make special price, only five pound.”
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Cats is rats????……maybe in Torquay……
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Something fawlty in that reasoning.
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“Guinea pigs are small and cuddly. Cuddle that, you’ll never play the guitar again.”
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