Sparky has a way of getting around the Craigslist rules against soliciting for sexual favors. Sometimes the attempts are so obvious, it’s a wonder they aren’t flagged immediately. Seriously, who does he think he’s fooling?
Female Bearded Clam
Looking to adopt a female bearded clam.
It says right here that a bearded clam is slang for the naughty bits of a woman. http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/bearded-clam
Sparky’s photography skills are also pretty bad. That looks like a marine animal.
But this one, I have to say, is more clever.
Free fish and tank but to small of tank ([Location])
We have a fish that has grown too big for the fish tank Not sure what the fishes but it’s white with silver you can take tank with it but fish will need to be in a bigger tank if you do not want the tank we will still keep bring something to move Fish in if that’s all I want text or call Todd
Clever may be the wrong word. Obtuse, perhaps. Finally, looks like Sparky is modifying the old trouser trout into something a little less understandable.
brown trout painting – $50
condition: new
model name / number: paiting
Brown trout watercolor painting thats ready to be sold done by me self please call or text me at
show contact infowill al so work with price and put into frame
So there you have it, Junior Detectives. You can fool some of the people all of the time, if its Sparkyville.
Sparky #1 left his harp in Sam Clam’s disco.
Sparky #2 is being coy.
Sparky #3 did not paint the fish to scale.
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Fish in Sparky #2 has been looking too intently at picture in Sparky #3…..need to introduce him to the female bearded clam in Sparky #1 for a while, then he’ll be small enough to stay in his original tank. (at least for a while)
I would say Female Bearded Clams would be a good band name, but I don’t want to go there.
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Ralph, didn’t you mean koi?
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Who is the old man in the first too big fish picture?
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Goldfinger?
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Quint?
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We’re gonna need a bigger tank.
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Female bearded clams are magic!
(You know, because, there are no male bearded clams.)
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The painting looks like a caricature, but I don’t think that is what Sparky was going for.
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It also looks more like a salmon than a trout. Which shows how little I know about the fish.
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Looks llike a pike or muskie to me, though I have yet to see either of them on the end of my line.
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It is a Brown Trout. Sparky used artistic license instead of the fishing variety.
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Being married to a fish biologist, I know too much about fish, and that’s what I thought, too, Windy. It’s the pronounced jaw, which male salmon develop when they’re getting ready to spawn (in other words, horny).
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Salmon and trout are both in the family Salmonidae, and both can develop the kype. That lets Windy off the hook.
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The crap fish will need to be in a MUCH bigger tank.
And it is a Brown Trout if you assume some artistic license, which won’t work with a fish cop.
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The crap fish will need to be in a MUCH bigger tank.
And it is a paiting of a Brown Trout. Sparky used artistic license instead of fishing variety.
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The crap fish will need to be in a MUCH bigger tank.
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And it is a Brown Trout. Sparky used artistic license instead of the fishing variety.
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There’s an echo in here.
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WordPress was not displaying my comments, so I reposted multiple times in multiple places, and I could only use one link per comment. Calling it an echo is a bass canard.
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Sounds like you’re in treble.
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In here?
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Like “What’s this thing called, love?”…..
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Cáspitas! Así se agradecen ver las cosas, gracias!
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Uh. Likewise, I’m sure.
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