I can’t claim to be any good at math or calculus or even counting without removing my shoes. But you know, I am aware of the difference between Zero and More Than Zero.
2 Blue Formica Counters Retail Office Free – $500
condition: good
size / dimensions: 84″ X 30″ X 42″
For free are these two blue retail sales counters. These each have a hole for computer cabling. The first measures 84″ length X 30″ width by 42″ in height. The second 84″ X 30″ X 42″ with the step down section measuring 32″ in height. These are heavy duty cabinets with adjustable shelf brackets. these need to be picked up right away. Please call XXX-XXXX if interested.
So does one get the computer dude with the counters? Or the Simon and Garfunkel album? How about the computer? Worth $500 free, easily. Thanks, Ralph, for the submission.
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You won’t know whether it’s free or $500 until you get here. Reply to E. Schrödinger.
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Isn’t the computer dude actually an HOV lane dummy? I think he passed me on the freeway yesterday. Well worth the price of FREE…..$500,?….not so much.
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I think he used to work at Gringott’s.
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The $500 is so the freaky computer guy doesn’t come along with. *shudders* Here, Sparky, take my money!
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Oh hellz no to the freaky dude, I’d pay double to make sure he stays right where he is.
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On a positive(?) note, it looks like for today my IT Nazis are letting me peek into the WWS (wonderful world of sparky)…so yeah!
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I now have to sparkify on my cell phone.
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Sparkify. Consider that converted to my personal use, incredible simulation of Dave. (So lifelike, unlike the corpse-ish computer dude in the picture.)
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I don’t think your IT is Nazis but an alien creature that lives in the sewer under your town and projects itself as a clown.
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Bad nesting. that comment was supposed to go right under Aunt Saucy’s comment.
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Thanks OMV…I will now sleep no more…ever. Or use any bathrooms, look into any mirrors….
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YEAH !!!!!!!!!! Your Awsomeness…….
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So was mine…(bad nesting, I mean)
and I misspelled Awesomeness…..
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I’ve been called worse. 🙂
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“I’ve been called worse”….as in “Awesomeworsesauceiness?”….well, that just doesn’t not make no sense whosomever…..
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Surely it means the counters contain no retail offices. Never had ’em, never will. There might be a smidgen of gluten, though.
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Cat math is hard, I wonder if Sparky would accept Monopoly money?
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Or magic beans?
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There are three major kinds of counters:
1) Arithmetic counters.
2) Defensive counters
3) Retail counters.
Computer dude is in the wrong place. He belongs at a closed-end counter of the third kind.
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My Significant Other and I both say “OW!”
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Of course there are also kitchen and bar counters, bargain counters, bank counters, and clockwise counters, but they are decidedly mundane. Any alien beings present are probably politicians.
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Whya no bean counters?
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And computer dude looks like a typical counterrevolutionary.
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