Sadly, there comes a time when Sparky might have to find a new home for old Rover or Fluffy. Let’s look at one example.
Free Plush Toy (must take both)
condition: excellent
About 4ft tall.
Comes from a very clean & non smoke environment.
Must take both at the same time.
I suppose it’s very touching that these two old pals get to stay together. But what if I have a very small car, and I want to take the moose now and the squirrel, I mean, bear next trip?
Here we see a single pet looking to be taken home for dinner.
Bluebell Neads a Home (Eastern [Ish])
Bluebell is a female Chinchilla Rabbit. I just don’t have the time she deserves so must find a new home for her .She is friendly most of the time but séance I haven’t had hardly any time to get her out and pet her she gets a little nippy sometime. I will only let her go if you want her for a pet. I’m asking $15 for a rehoming fee.
I used to have a really nice recipe for hossenpfeffer. It requires one nippy rabbit.
More often, Sparky is looking to adopt a new member of the family.
Looking for 5 y/o or younger spade med sz female dog
We are in search of a spade, medium- sized female dog age 5 or younger. We do have a very gentle English Lab, a spade female, that loves everybody and every dog & is an inside dog. We have a fenced yard and would provide a great home. Must be house broken.
Guess they have a regular card game and need a fourth?
This guy is just milking us for sympathy.
Wanted Goates – $50 (Jerome)
I’m looking for does or doelings I will but foe 50-60 dollars or will trade a couple chicks/and or roosters the chicks are about a mounts old. So please get back to me
Disgusting! Selling mounts old chicks! That’s the last straw. Thanks to NinjaChow for the first ad and OMV for the rest.
Bluebell met a sad end in a lying Craigslister’s kitchen. During the séance, her spirit got a little nippy.
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Dave, isn’t lying Craigslister redundant?
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If your bunny gets a little nippy, then turn up the heat. Nobody likes a cold rabbit.
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Well Sparky #3, if The ninja were up for grabs (not a chance btw) although she would fit the age, gender size catergories I think she’s more of a heart or a diamond than a spade.
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Hopefully, nobody will answer ad #3. They have an English Lab. I bet they do English Experiments on female spades there.
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Is it just me or is Bluebell giving anyone else Fatal Attraction flashbacks?
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For me, more like Elmer Fudd flashbacks…..but in a good way.
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A person really has to try to misspell “since” so it comes out “séance”. I mean, does anybody have a “é” key on their keyboard?
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I was struck by the misspelling of “kneads”….what?….did I mis-read the heading?
“”I will only let her go if you want her for a pet.”……also available my new book…”101 ways to wok your rabbit.”
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Sure, but Sparky wants $15 for Bluebell, How much is that per pound?
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OMV….I’ve always had trouble converting dollars to pounds….England now uses Euros, don’t they?
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Nope, England stubbornly refused to play along. They like calling money pounds and pounds stones.
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As well as calling French Fries chips and chips crisps…..why can’t they learn plain English?????
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It’s an age old question. The egg was the first to get laid, but I don’t think to mount it was the proper method. If that is what the rooster did though, then the chicken came first.
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I thought the rooster came first.
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“Free Plush Toy” singular, only one. “(must take both)” ͪ ͧ ͪ ˀ
What kind of math are this?
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uh….moose-math?…plush-math?…surely not CATMATH!!!!!!!!!
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Moose and squirrel math.
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Bearly math at all.
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Stop, that was Badenov.
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Or was it Godunov?
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Rabbit is pretty bland, so it needs spices and/or a good sauce. I prefer to stew it, but many people don’t like hare in their stew.
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