Sparky is a law-abiding citizen when it comes to HOA rules. He’s highly motivated as long as you don’t ask for anything really outrageous, like measurements.
Everything – i keep adding (hit F5) (location)
HOA doesn’t permit yard sales
Everything for one price $125 – no i will not separate – all or nothing…
3 fold room divider screen
child’s wood ‘kitchen’ cabinet
short wicker chair – i used it as a planter, could add a cushion
heavy wicker trunk (18″x18″) (has lid)
light weight picnic style basket
(8) blinds – privacy lined (48″x45″ each)
round patio table
bunch of picture frames – woodmore items maybe added as I continue on my mission to purge, sorry but highly motivated today so i am not doing any other measurements
An honest Sparky:
Come Buy Our Crap!!! MOVING SALE (South Location)
We’re moving out of state & are taking hardly anything with us. Everything else MUST go! Sale is Sat. 5/23 – 5/25 from 7 am – 2 pm. Look for pink signs to direct you & balloons in front yard.
Some of the things for sale are:
Aquarium Stuff
Air Compressor
BBQ
Bedding
Books
Dvd’s
Clothes- Kids, Women’s, & Men’s
Floor Jack
Furniture
Gardening Stuff
Guitar
Home Decor- Vases, frames, artwork, pillows, candle holders, lamps,
Kitchen Appliances- Small
Kitchen Stuff- Glassware, platters, plates, bakeware,
Pet Stuff- Sm. Dog bed, hamster cage, bedding, food,
Sporting Goods- Horseshoe Game Set, Volleyball Set, Surfboard rack for bike, Mini Golf pieces, gun case
Wood- Free
Workshop Table
This last one is so BIG! I almost couldn’t get it in here.
Full Garage sale
This is a genuinely large garage sale.
7 am!
Electronics and computer stuff
Games (so many board games!)
Toys
Sporting goods (fishing, boy’s size 8 jui-jitsu gi and gloves, scuba stuff)
Clothing (mens shoes, womens clothing, boys and girls)
Linens and household stuff
Tassimo coffee maker
MOREI WANT TO SELL THIS STUFF – LET’S MAKE A DEAL
That show’s been off the air for decades, Sparky. I think I’ll pass.
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Your mission, should you and the HOA choose to accept it, is to buy all my crap. This tape will self-destruct in … actually, I couldn’t be bothered to figure out how long.
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To Sparky #1….I tried to come buy your stuff, but your HOA rules wouldn’t let me in the neighborhood gates….so I had to go buy someone else’s crap…but I was afraid Sparky #2 had some nefarious gay agenda (all the pink signs and balloons and stuff) that I went to Sparky #3….but I get so bored with board games….so I ended up going home and surfed around on Ebay and Amazon….then ended up on some porn site…..typical weekend. Happy Friday, ALL!!!!
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I think all of he pink signs might be brought on by delirium tremens.
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Those would be pink elephants…
…or possibly pink not.a.lions
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Sparky #2 lists all his carp in alphabetical order. Um, I mean crap. So, why doesn’t anybody else do that?
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What?…misspell “crap”?
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I’ll take your pikanic basket.
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“Mini Golf pieces, gun case” – well that escalated quickly.
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Was the escalator marked “down”?
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Ms. Chow…….I take it you’ve never been to Texas? We combine golf and skeet shooting into one sport.
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No, never been to Texas. I have been to Alberta though and they combine shooting gophers with golf so I shouldn’t have been surprised.
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So, is the goal to shoot a hole in one?
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Nope, to shoot them back into the hole, kinda like whack-a-mole with guns.
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[disclaimer] Although gophers are a blight I have and would never shoot them. [/disclaimer]
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“HOA doesn’t permit yard sales”
Well, can you have a garage sale? All your crap is in your garage.
Duh.
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Are the mini golf pieces for a game or the die-cast car model, ’cause I had some as a kid that were minty and I need replacements.
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If there are no yard sales allowed and you don’t have a garage, have a garbage sale:
#1
#2
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And if you can’t have a yard sale and don’t have a garage, have a garbage sale:
https://killeen.craigslist.org/gms/4993407899.html
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That looks like some good garbage!
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