Last time we talked about where little Sparkies come from. Today, we’re going to look at the lifestyles of the full-grown Sparky spawn. It’s not pretty.
Juz chill – $420 (I’m High City)
Between jobs at the moment, tryna keep my head up during these stressful times and posting this ad to tryn see if there is anyone who’d be cool ’nuff to hit me up and possibly blaze me up or spare a bowl or two?? I’m located off Stoned and Alakazam in Aura, so if youre near that area, COOL cuz I don’t have wheels haha. Bonus if you like heavy metal and or dubstep! Josh~
All that drumming at a young age causes deep emotional scaring that lasts forever. Even when not stoned, Sparky has issues.
Free leaves
Pile of leaves in my drivewAy I don’t know what to do with them or how to dispose of them. Someone help and come get them.
Even his furniture gets angry. Well, that was a long time ago.
free 6ft Dresser/fish tank stand (Manohman)
I have this dresser I used it to hold a 130g fish tank can be used for many thing
Fish tank stand
Dresser
TV stand
Missing a draw and yes it has scratches is was mad in the 70s it is real wood old and heavy free take it away is 6ft long
Thanks to Ralph and One for the ads. I couldn’t do this without you.
The Many Lives of Dobie Sparky….”Smokes Shoots and Leaves”…..
LikeLiked by 3 people
I’m mad about leaves.
You’re mad about pot, babe.
Couple of lazy bums, aren’t we.
Running these ads sans punctuation,
Formerly mad dresser,
We start to see.
Sparkies gone mad (Mad about you),
Lost in this ad (Reason aside),
Mad on Craigslist (Mad about you),
You and I.
LikeLiked by 2 people
So, did the Sparky’s dresser find peace during the Reagan Era, or is it still mad? I would be too if I was missing a draw.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Maybe if Josh smokes the leaves with the dresser it will mellow out and stop dropping its drawers?
LikeLiked by 3 people
Sparky #1 needs to move to Vancouver, apparently we now have more medical pot dispensaries that we do Starbucks.
LikeLiked by 3 people
Similarly, we have more saloons than we do Starbucks and pot dispensaries combined.
No, I don’t mean we combine Starbucks and pot dispensaries.
(This may be contributed to the fact that it is a bad idea to get wired and mellowed at he same time.)
LikeLiked by 3 people
Says who????
LikeLiked by 2 people
I think I like your neighbourhood better OMV. I’m not interested in the dispensaries and Starbucks coffee is too burnt for my tastes. Do your local saloons serve a nice Merlot?
LikeLiked by 1 person
“posting this ad to tryn see if there is anyone who’d be cool ’nuff to hit me up”
Does this mean that if I don’t hit Josh, I can’t be cool?
LikeLiked by 2 people
I hate it when the leaves won’t leave.
LikeLiked by 3 people
’cause you’re pushin’ too hard….pushin’ too hard…on me…..(too hard!!!)
LikeLiked by 2 people
Sorry, my bad….Pushing Too Hard was The Seeds……The Leaves did Hey Joe…….I guess my Old-Timer’s was kicking in…..
LikeLiked by 2 people
I prefer to call them blonde moments, makes me feel Not.So.Old that way.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Looks like another thing that dresser could be used for is blocking the garage door.
LikeLiked by 2 people
“The dresser can,” the Sparky said, “be used for many thing.
A fish tank stand, a dresser, or a place to keep your string,
It holds your TV while you’re watching Martin Luther King.”
LikeLiked by 4 people
“Last time I missed a draw, I got shot!” – Jesse James
LikeLiked by 2 people
Yay! Windy used one of my titles!
LikeLiked by 2 people
I had to read that very carefully, One. 8)
LikeLiked by 2 people
(grumble, grumble)…she’s never bothered with either one of mine….uh, maybe I misread that…..
LikeLiked by 1 person