Sparky gets confused easily. Really easily. I wonder what animal he or she advertised in the musical Equipment Section? This one was in the Pets Section.
Portable Speaker (Some Place)
I have a portable speaker for sale. It has a 50 hour lasting battery, can be controlled by Bluetooth when you are up to 100 ft away, can be used with any phone, iphone, ipod, tablet, and usb drive. Comes with box, instruction manual and microphone. Asking $120.
Does a woofer count as a pet? Does the Bluetooth not work when you are closer than 100 ft away?
Next we find Sparky confused about words that sound alike but mean way different things.
antique sowing maching (kantspell)
New Royal model A antique sowing machine, late 19th century craftsmanship. from Illinois sewing machine co. Chicago, ill. First model from this company. currently decorative use only, however it wouldn’t take much to get it to be operational. Serial no is 353842. Would make an incredible addition to any collection.
Call or text with questions/inquiries, serious buyers only please.
No dealers. make us a reasonable bid, will take best offer.
Sparky, Sparky, Sparky! Only once out of three time did you spell it correctly. And why does it matter if people who work with cards in Vegas want to buy your machine, whatever it does?
Finally, we come to the real way to sell fake things.
Classy Foe Leather Chair – $10 (Error)
Classy antique for leather chair. Wodden legs. Good condition. Will deliver, contact me for a bid.
You know, if you going to spell something wrong, you should stick with it all the way. An important lesson about life.
Thanks One and myself for these awesome examples!