Post 68: True Lies

This is Post 68.  Monday is Post 69.  I know your mind is going in the same direction as my mind. So let’s get in the mood with this guy.  He’s so classically Sparky he doesn’t even know he’s Sparky.

Let’s be honest about lying – m4w – 33 (Poona)

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You’re on CL and so am I. Why? Because we don’t feel comfortable doing this anywhere else – at least not today.

Why aren’t we comfortable? I’m sure there are many reasons, but there’s no denying that you and I are probably hiding something. We are lying.

So, I guess you could say, “I am a deceitful guy looking for a deceitful girl.”

Please at least be comfortable in your deceit. I know I am. If you’re cute too, that’s a huge plus. Oh, and please, please, please be a real, adult woman. After all the purpose of this post is to discover a girl, not someone pretending to be one. We have to have at least a few rule boundaries in this deceitful affair.

If it’s not much to ask, if you’re not feeling intelligent, at least fake it. I don’t care if you failed math, as long as you can have a conversation and be rational.

There you go. Happy Friday.

4 thoughts on “Post 68: True Lies

  1. On craigslist, nobody knows you’re a dog:


    A guy responds to an ad for a ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’
    He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard.
    The guy goes into the yard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
    ‘You talk?’ he asks.
    ‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.
    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’
    The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
    In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’
    ‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running…
    But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.’
    ‘I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’
    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
    ‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.
    ‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’
    ‘Because he’s a liar. He’s never been out of the yard.’

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    • Sparky’s been studying George Burns, who said “Sincerity is the most important thing…..if you can fake that, you’ve got it made”.

      I may be slightly paraphrasing, but its fun to float around in the air sometimes……

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