As this post is destined to have a somewhat adult overtone, I thought I would just go straight to the personals on CL. After all, isn’t that how true love starts? If your answer is different, La La La I can’t hear you!
i was looking – m4w (land near the sea)
you took your car to the mecchanic shop early in the morning. i was checking you out and you knew i was, i saw you kill a bug on the windshield with a napkin. hit me up i would like to meet you message me with the type of car you took in
Nothing sexier than a woman squishing a bug.
your eyes. – m4w
I took a look at your eyes while we were talking I’ll admit I got a stiff message me
Really? Some guys are so easy.
There’s something fishy about this ad.
Man seeking dolphin – m4w (Some Beach)
body : curvy height : 6’2″ (187cm) interests : Swimming, eating fish, EEEEEEEE
I saw you from afar when surfing last saturday. I fell in love with your smooth satiny skin and your toothy grin. You were swimming north. Looking to start out as friends, and then grow our friendship into beautiful long lasting g relationship. I know Society will frown on it, but rules were meant to be broken.
I don’t eat fish, but I’m willing to convert for you.
Hopeful,
Sunrise surfer
I don’t expect much if he just wants a g relationship.
Starbucks and my dreams – m4w – 35 (Degobah)
We met over a frosted coffee beverage.
You gave me that sexy look and I spilled my coffee
You laughed but came over to talk to me. I am shy.
We hung out, but I had to leave for work.
Let’s meet again
I drew this picture on how I think you look naked.
Oh I hope you are unshaven. I love that look.
Sorry, not gonna include the drawing. This dude hasn’t seen many women naked.
And to give the ladies equal ish time.
Party Sat 5/30 in No. WayJose – w4m
body : curvy height : 5’7″ (170cm) status : single
You were the handsome young black man sitting in the chair by the fire. I was the blond in the black dress talking to the guy sitting next to you. I’d like to know you better. If you see this, and want to know me better, msg me.
For this next one, we need the decoder ring. Anyone?
Yes yes yes – w4mm – 21 (Nc) age : 21 body : fit
Was leaving the gas station getting swishers and you and your boy were looking at me and smiled as you held the door open for me. Idk if you thought I was cute or smiled because I smelt like dank. I know this is a long shot but I am real.i have lots of tree if u were wondering hmu if you think you remember. Hell I may just b crazy
No may b about it, Sparkett. That’s enough for today.
The time has come, the Sparky said, to talk of many things,
Of dolphin love and pix I drew, of eyes inspiring flings,
Of why you smiled — smelt I of dank? — and killing things with wings.
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Maybe because I’m BRITISH but I’ve never heard of. ‘G’ relationship? Seeking enlightenment. Dolphin optional.
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Traditionally, a “G” relationship is where animated Disney animals approve of your relationship. They all gather around you, then you feed them grapes. With salt water relationships, you and your partner get followed around by groupers.
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Tig, in my opinion, this would be the same on either side of the pond. The technical term for it is typo. 8)
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I really don’t understand the porpoise of dating a dolphin.
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It had to be a fluke.
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“I took a look at your eyes while we were talking I’ll admit I got a stiff message me”
I took a look at your eyes while we were talking. I’ll admit I got a stiff message, me.
So, did I punctuate that correctly?
I don’t think I need to know what a “stiff message” is, but at least he didn’t say massage.
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Did the woman in the first ad eat the bug after she killed it? Ooh, that’s my kind of woman.
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I think I now understand why I never have any success appealing to women or with any personal ads….I’m just not fluked-up enough…….
(can someone explain what “dolphin” is a euphemism for?)
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Assaulted mammal.
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