Sparky had a dog. Sparky had a baby. Dog has to go. Go, dog, go! Continue reading
Monthly Archives: July 2015
Post 88: Ninja for Sale
I seem to have misplaced my ninjas. They were right here a second ago. Maybe you saw them loose somewhere? Well, they were used ninjas anyway. Let’s see if Craigslist has anything to offer. Continue reading
Post 87: Toy Story Canada
I don’t mean to pick on our neighbors to the north, but one or two people who send me ads for consideration happen to live there. So when a huge toy moves a whole garage, and then promises you can find anything you want, I tend to take notice. Did I mention there are photos? Yeah, Sparky is a shutter bug. Just remember I warned you, because you can’t unsee these huge toys. Continue reading
Post 86: Turning Japanese
Apparently times are hard. Apparently yard sales just don’t bring in enough cash. Apparently your wife’s apparel just might get you the cash you need for probably more apparel. Cause if you keep selling her panties, Sparky, she’s going to have to go without. And then what will you sell? Continue reading
Post 85: Thereby Hangs a Beaver Tail.
Who let Sparky out in the riparian wilderness with implements of destruction? How did he get close enough to a beaver to cut off the tail? Now there are all those poor tailless beavers at the river, begging for food. “Will Work for Wood.” “Buddy, can you spare a sapling?” There ought to be a law. Continue reading
Post 84: Don’t Fear the Furries
Once upon a time, a certain well known and very quick to sue company that had some amusement parks and did lots of fairy tales as animated classics produced a version of Robin Hood using animals as the main characters. That is the moment historians point to as the start of the Furry culture. You see, Furries are people who like to dress up in animal costumes and be that animal. Sex may be involved. Continue reading
Post 83: Good Help is Hard to Agree On
These days, even a two-parent household can find it difficult to meet all the needs of everyone. Junior needs to get to ball practice, Sissy is going camping on the weekend, and Mom decided she needed to find herself so Dad’s gotta handle it all himself. Or does he? Continue reading
