Couches, like just about everything in life, come into style and then go out again. Sometimes they hang around even though no one wants them anymore. After a decade of kids peeing on the couch and animals scratching on it, it sort of becomes one of the family. Like Uncle Marv who has no where else to go. And he’s always trying to bum cigarettes off you.
Free Couch Placename (Justoverdahill)
Nice couch great condition. No smoking. Upper Placename very clean.
Yes, it’s the couch everyone had! Now, it’s your turn to have it. You can’t shirk your family responsibility. Uncle Marv will be waiting at the curb.