Yes, I am still searching for a canine companion of my very own. And thus I encounter so many startling rehoming ads. I wish Sparky would just give up on buying or adopting these pets in the first place. The dog would be happy, Sparky would be happy, and Animal Control would be happy. Everybody wins. Continue reading
I no longer am on a diet. I am downsizing! Everything must go! For a small fee, I will send you fat I haven’t even used yet. Seriously, I think I started to put on weight as a child, after being scarred for life from that sofa everyone had. You know the one. Continue reading
I can’t believe we made it to one hundred. Some day, maybe the number of people reading this will equal that number! I dream big.
Sparky, on the other hand, dreams of aliens.
15 glowing alien masks
model name / number: Commander cram seibur alien
15 seibur alien masks. Slightly used. Slight damage and broken straps. Free to a good home. Ask for Phil. Call or text.
Submitter Ralph says: I count only 10 masks. And a mystery foot.
I have a sudden urge to watch that movie, Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag.
Sorry, this has nothing to do with Toto. Except that there’s a famous dog named Toto. And this is Sparky’s story about his life which is just like the life of a stuffed dog. Continue reading