Remember the 1970s? Remember how everyone went camping in beautiful RVs and pulled a nice boat behind them? And then things changed and gas got pricier, and the RV and the boat just hung out in the back yard and shared stories about the good ole days. Then the boat started getting creaky and a little senile. She kept calling the RV “George.” The RV couldn’t hear her, anyway. He just watched the crap pile up around them, and wondered when the TV crew from Hoarders would be showing up.
Free trailer (Location )
Free house trailer/ camper. Needs work.
Needs burning. Next?
Free boat- cabin cruiser (Location )
Free ocean going vessel. No motor. Needs work.
The last ocean this boat sailed on still had dinosaurs in it. Next?
RV septic system- Free (Location )
Free RV septic system- you remove it.
Come on, dude! Empty it, first! Next?
Free CRAP (Location )
Everything is going to the dump !!!
Looks like everything needs work. That septic tank looks familiar. Well, it’s all downhill to the dump, Sparky. All that crap will just roll right along. Thanks for all the ads, Ralph!