Parties are fun! Beer is awesome! Jello shooters are – hurk – gag – Uh oh.
Free Jello ! ! ! ! ! ! (Coldcock)
condition: like new
So. . .uh. . ..I was spose to have folks over this pass weekend to drink some beers and the ladies wonted fruity drinks and jello shots so I uh made some jello and won of the ladies got sick and she uh cancelled and uh ruined the hole weekend I was upset but I drank 2 6 paks by miself it was pretty awe sum I’ve free jello but you need to come up to me in Coldcock it might be a bit of a hike for you people down in the residential areas but its worth it dudes and ladies I don’t know you know
Barter list – beer
Wait how long does Jello last?
Sparky apparently is not the sharpest beer in the pack. Thanks for the ad, Ralph. So fitting.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
What, not certified pre-owned?
Did you really? Let me put on my party shocked face.
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FREE HUEY!!!!!…FREE BOBBY!!!!….FREE JELLO!!!!!!!…..The revolution is ALIVE!!!!!!!!!
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FWEE WOJJAH!!!!…FWEE BWIAN!!!!
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And the Jello is alive — it’s still wriggling.
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Wow, I never won a lady before.
…and why isn’t there any green jello!?
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Sparky is actually capable of making jello all by himself? I’m impressed.
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Does it come with a Certificate of Authenticity?
BTW, Coldcock is a hole (weekend or otherwise) in the middle of nowhere about 10 miles from the Canadian border. The nearest “residential areas” of any size are about 50 miles away.
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Hey Sparky, that doesn’t look like jello shooters to me (not that I would know what jello shooters look like or anything).
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Uh, Sparky is uh, channeling uh, Jeff Goldblum.
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I shot the Jello,
but I did not shoot the pudding on fire.
I shot the Jello,
The hike is worth it. It will fill your desire.
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You said you were having folks over this pass weekend and you’re shocked they all passed on that?
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