Parties are fun! Beer is awesome! Jello shooters are – hurk – gag – Uh oh.
Free Jello ! ! ! ! ! ! (Coldcock)
condition: like new
So. . .uh. . ..I was spose to have folks over this pass weekend to drink some beers and the ladies wonted fruity drinks and jello shots so I uh made some jello and won of the ladies got sick and she uh cancelled and uh ruined the hole weekend I was upset but I drank 2 6 paks by miself it was pretty awe sum I’ve free jello but you need to come up to me in Coldcock it might be a bit of a hike for you people down in the residential areas but its worth it dudes and ladies I don’t know you know
Barter list – beer
Wait how long does Jello last?
Sparky apparently is not the sharpest beer in the pack. Thanks for the ad, Ralph. So fitting.
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What, not certified pre-owned?
Did you really? Let me put on my party shocked face.
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FREE HUEY!!!!!…FREE BOBBY!!!!….FREE JELLO!!!!!!!…..The revolution is ALIVE!!!!!!!!!
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FWEE WOJJAH!!!!…FWEE BWIAN!!!!
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And the Jello is alive — it’s still wriggling.
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Wow, I never won a lady before.
…and why isn’t there any green jello!?
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Sparky is actually capable of making jello all by himself? I’m impressed.
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Does it come with a Certificate of Authenticity?
BTW, Coldcock is a hole (weekend or otherwise) in the middle of nowhere about 10 miles from the Canadian border. The nearest “residential areas” of any size are about 50 miles away.
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Hey Sparky, that doesn’t look like jello shooters to me (not that I would know what jello shooters look like or anything).
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Uh, Sparky is uh, channeling uh, Jeff Goldblum.
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I shot the Jello,
but I did not shoot the pudding on fire.
I shot the Jello,
The hike is worth it. It will fill your desire.
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You said you were having folks over this pass weekend and you’re shocked they all passed on that?
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