Post 94: Sparky the Herpetological Astronomer

Many apartments don’t allow cats or dogs as pets. Sparky resorts to fish, small birds, and beardless males. And as always, they eventually lose their appeal and need to be rehomed.

2 make beardless

2 male bearded very friendly. They come with a comet set up. Only thing they need is a top for the cage. Rehoming fee of 75

Let’s see if we can break this down some. First, Sparky has something that will make you beardless.

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Then he has two very friendly males bearded.

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There’s a Mercury Comet without a top.

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And all for just 75 . . .somethings. What a bargain! Thanks, Ralph!

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5 thoughts on “Post 94: Sparky the Herpetological Astronomer

  1. Well, no matter how well set up a comet is, it’s always messed up if you move it.

    But, that’s the price you pay for ‘homing’ heliocycluc denizens of the Oort Cloud.

    Oh, and we have to be careful, Spark’ jas not said 75 of just what. Could be kwatloos. Or Brad Pitts. Or Walkurien (Spark’ does claim to possess an astrophysical object after all).

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  2. In none of my songs, have I ever mentioned
    The fact that I like a good beard.
    I wrote this song without smoking a joint.
    So slice up some coffee, this just might get weird.

    I like beards. They make me feel all warm and fuzzy.
    I like beards. I think they look cool
    But the gals say they make me look scuzzy.
    (Makes him look scuzzy)

    The mop works just fine when dribbling some wine.
    But the soul patch just kind of looked weird.
    The women complained when I had explained
    As a matter of fact I like beards.
    (He likes beards)

    My date always frowns when we’re out on the town.
    And my beard’s full of ice cream and pie.
    She always turns white when I offer a bite.
    She wants to just curl up and cry.

    I like beards. They make me feel all warm and fuzzy.
    I like beards. I think they look cool
    But the gals say they make me look scuzzy.
    (Makes him look scuzzy)

    The mop works just fine when dribbling some wine.
    But the soul patch just kind of looked weird.
    The women complained when I had explained
    As a matter of fact I like beards.
    (He likes beards)

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