Psst! Hey, Sparky. C’mere. Over here. That’s right. Say, you look like a guy who is looking for a bird. You know, a nice bundle of cuddly feathers that you could say little words to. Is that right? Well, all you gotta do is post on Craigslist. It’s as easy as that. Don’t know what kind of bird you want? No problem. Don’t have a cage? No problem! Don’t want to travel? Hey, it’s got wings, right? Right.
conure or ???? wanted (Guano rock)
i am looking for 1 bright, colorful bird. Tame, loves to be held, friendly. Would love to teach a bird to talk, say little words. Need cage, etc. for the bird. Don’t want to purchase for a big price. Just want to spoil and love a bright, healthy, happy bird
Thanks
Pics please and fee
I live in guano rock so do t want to travel long distance
This could be the start of a beautiful friendship. A Norweigan blue is colorful, right? Right. Thanks, Ninjachow!
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I don’t know. It looks like this was written by William Shatner, not Nicolas Cage.
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“I live in guano rock”
Well, which is it, Guano or Rock?
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I’ve seen some oddball do loops before, but “t long distance” takes the cake.
That and Spark’ has made the classic rookie mistake of not closing the loop.
Which will put Spark’ into an inexpensive cage filled with colorful little words (and marry a cuttlefish for company ).
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No, You should not spoil a bird. Spoiled birds lay spoiled eggs.
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I think Sparky might want to reconsider what kind of pet he wants, maybe he should start with something a little easier to care for, like the live rock from a couple of days ago.
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I think it’s Sparky who needs to be cared for.
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Whya no chicken?
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Is Guano Rock like Fraggle Rock, but with bats instead of muppets?
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