Marco Polo brought macaroni products back to Italy from China. Christopher Columbus brought scones to the Aztecs. The Aztecs learned how to make them light. The secret was lost in the epic return to Aztlan through the pyramids, but now the recipe has been rediscovered.
Aztec wall scone – $30 (South [Ish])
Beautiful lighting system, never used. Still in original box. Only serious inquiries.
As submitter Ralph said, For your next bake sale, from the South Ish Chinese Aztecs!