Sorry, this has nothing to do with Toto. Except that there’s a famous dog named Toto. And this is Sparky’s story about his life which is just like the life of a stuffed dog.
MELISSA & DOUG XL ROTTWEILER (SEASIDE)
LIFE LIKE STUFFED DOG. BREED: ROTTWEILER. FRONT LEGS ARE POSABLE.
WHITE DOG IN PHOTO IS FOR COMPARISON. SHE IS REAL AND NOT FOR SALE. : P
PLEASE TEXT.
I wonder if stuffing is better than breading? What do you stuff a Rottweiler with?
Mm … rotturducken!
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Reading this post too quickly I read it as ” front legs are possible”. Mind you, having seen the stuffed dog ….
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I think the real dog is a shape shifter. No, I am not high. Why would you say that.
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What do you stuff an XL rott s euler with?
Whatever it wants, obviously (just ought not offer so much expanded polystyrene that the front legs become posable.
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Obviously you stuff it with sage and onion stuffing and garlic pate, put an orange in its mouth and truss it firmly for the oven. Four hours at gas mark 6.
One tip – before you stuff it, make sure it’s dead.
(Apologies to Round The Horne, for any connoisseurs of 1960s British radio comedy shows who may be reading this.)
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It’s been a hard day’s night, and I’d been working like a dog….
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Sparky is providing a live white dog, so we can compare it to a lifeless black dog and see how similar they are to each other.
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Also, who are Melissa and Doug, and which one is XL?
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