Post 115: The Trampoline Wars

When I was a wee bairn, I remember there being a gas station, also called a service station, on every corner downtown. Fuel was cheap in those days, and no, we didn’t tie onions to our belts. Sheesh. Anyway, the stations would give away glassware or antennae balls or kid toys. And they would lower their price per gallon by a few cents to lure in the budget-conscious motorist. Them were the days. Continue reading

Post 113: Special Tribute 3

Back in the old days of You Suck at Craigslist, One Moving Violation was a regular poster and commenter. He then had a medical emergency, during which many of us realized the world would be a sadder place without him. Luckily, it was not in his stars to leave us yet. We have enjoyed many long years of his humor. This ad displays just what that might be like.

wood stove – $200 (Location

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Good wood stove comes with triple wall and dingle wall pipe call or text XXX_XXX-XXXX.

Yes, there is a “Peterson Dingle pipe” – OMV

We don’t usually discuss Dingle pipes here. Not unless the ad came out of the missed connections section. Still, if that’s what One wants, that’s what One gets. Thanks, OMV, for the long years of jokes, puns, and eye rolls.

Post 110: It’s a Pugly World

This blog has been about the struggle of class against class. It has been about the futility of breading pets. It has been about Sparky’s inhumanity. Today we look at all those pets who don’t get enough unwanted attention.

Adult Pug (Vogon, CA)

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Very beautiful Pug for sale. Cannot take her on our journey called Life, however we are looking to give her to a loving family who will give her all the unwanted attention she needs. Looking for serious buyers only. We will only sell to those who really want to take her in. $300 obo text me at XXX-XXX-XXXX.

Yeah, whoever buys her will be taken in, that’s for sure. Where are we going to find 300 obos at this time of day? Life. Don’t talk to me about life.