Tell me these ads don’t make you want to find the Sparky who posted them and make them write 100 times “I will learn how to spell before I bread again.” Maybe I am being too critical. In some parts of the States, it can get pretty cold during the winter. A stiff drink and a delicacy served next to the fire is something to be dreamed of.
cocktail .cage, food . Location.nh
Little over a year old cocktail, cage, food, and toys, and play ground. 125.oo
A year old? I’ll pass on the cocktail. Let’s get right to the main course.
1 year old breaded dragon (Different Location nh)
I have a beautiful breaded dragon for rehoming she comes w all lights 40 gallon tank leash. Her name is Luna she is a cuddle bug loves baths walks..and she is great w kids..she sleeps w my 5 year old some times and gives kisses there is a rehoming fee that is negotiable
She’s not giving kisses, she’s tasting you! RUN! Thanks for the ads, Ralph!
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I like my pets breaded and served with cocktail sauce.
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The dragon comes with lights? I thought they breathed fire. Is that why she’s leashed to a 40 gallon tank — extra propane?
Maybe that’s how the bread gets baked.
I’m confused; maybe I need a stiff cocktail.
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Uh, I’m pretty sure the problem here is that the tank needs a leash. Sorry, I want my habitats stationary (unless the word “travel” is commonly associated with them).
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Sparky, I prefer my cocktails to be free range and without food in them.
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Luna the breaded dragon
sits on my knee.
But I have to give her up
for a small rehoming fee.
She loves to walk and take baths
and cuddle with my kid.
I tried to take her breading off
but she just ran and hid.
She has a leash for her tank,
her 40 gallon home.
All her lights and bugs she bites
insures that she won’t roam.
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Aargh! I changed “home” to “pad”, then forgot to change the last line.
*puts quality bird seed in cup holder and emails to Windy*
Would you, could you change “pad’ to “home” again?
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*munch munch munch* Done! Really fresh seed, none of that year old stuff. Thanks.
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A cocktail in a cage? Are they just trying to taunt us?
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Some cocktails aren’t so cheep.
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