Post 113: Special Tribute 3

Back in the old days of You Suck at Craigslist, One Moving Violation was a regular poster and commenter. He then had a medical emergency, during which many of us realized the world would be a sadder place without him. Luckily, it was not in his stars to leave us yet. We have enjoyed many long years of his humor. This ad displays just what that might be like.

wood stove – $200 (Location

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Good wood stove comes with triple wall and dingle wall pipe call or text XXX_XXX-XXXX.

Yes, there is a “Peterson Dingle pipe” – OMV

We don’t usually discuss Dingle pipes here. Not unless the ad came out of the missed connections section. Still, if that’s what One wants, that’s what One gets. Thanks, OMV, for the long years of jokes, puns, and eye rolls.

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12 thoughts on “Post 113: Special Tribute 3

  1. It looks like a good stove, but having to take a triple wall with it is a deal killer. And the longer single-wall pipe piece is dinged at the top, which may make it useless, except maybe for a Dingle Tinker. I don’t tinker with dinged dingles.

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  2. –Puts on [corey] hatt–
    Uh, Spark’, as wood stoves go, that sure does look like an Easy bake oven. What do you feed it? Matchsticks? Bamboo skewers?
    Does that dinky thing, in fact, /accept/ multi-wall chimney pipe? Inquiring –before asphyxia –minds are keen to know.

    See, kiddos, fire is hot. So, chimney pipe gers hot, too. About as hot as, say, burning wood-‘not good when in contact with a person’s wooden house.

    Second problem, we light this fire in our living room and it uses the warm air we are trying to warm up. Talk about horns of a lemur. Go ahead, you know you want to, I’ll wait.

    So, what if we put a pipe around the chimney pipe and brought in cold outside air for the fire–that’s good, right?

    Yes, it is–other than we now have an ice cold pipe in the house. Answer-‘stick a third pipe over that, sealed from outside air and exhaust gasses too.

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  3. THE DINGLE ALBUM

    Deck The Stove With Lots Of Dingles
    Dingle Berries! Dingle Berries! Dingles All The Way!
    We Three Kings Of Dingle Pipes Are
    Dingle Bells, Dingle Bells. (We hang our bells on our dingle)
    We Wish You A Dingled Stove Pipe. We Wish You A Dingled Stove Pipe.
    Away With Your Dingle! (It’s bent and no good)
    Up On The Stove Pipe Dingles Are. (You can see them from afar)
    All I Want For My Stove Is A Dingle Pipe!
    I Have A Red Hot Stove Pipe, And It Has A Bent Dingle!
    …and for you Elvis fans…
    I’ll Have A Bent Dingle In My House
    …of course, this is sung by Porky Pig…

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  4. Well Windy, if you’re going to bring up the past, hen I’m going to have to bring up another commenter.

    Oh no! It’s the Taco pipe!
    *snap*
    *dingle, dingle*

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