American consumers have gotten used to commercials that don’t really tell you the product being sold. Everything from phones to computers to pills. So it’s no wonder that Sparky thinks that ploy will work best for him.
Five yearold female
Hello there. I am looking for a new forever home. I am very nice and I love to cuddle and watch tv. I am 5 years old. I am gray and white and I am UKC registered 🙂 please call if you’re interested in taking me home
Uptown Kindergarten Class registered 5 year old who likes to cuddle. Where’s Chris Hansen when we really need him. On Kickstarter? Really? Huh. Who knew? Thanks, NinjaChow!
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
I’m pretty sure it’s a mattress.
*puts bucket over head*
I’m not coming out!
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Oh, bugger! *sings* And did those feet, in ancient times, walk upon England’s valley’s green.
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Did not know Uraguay had a Kennel Club.
(I’m presuming Uganda and Ulan Bator have other worries beyond accurate canine geneologies.)
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UKC = United Kingdom Cheesemongers. Ask yourself, do you really need a five-year-old grey and white cheese, even if it does like to cuddle?
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Well cheese is supposed to be aged but I’m not sure the grey and white fur is a good thing so I’m gonna say no to the cuddly cheese.
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I thought cuddling with 5-year olds is illegal for strangers. It can get you into a forever home or on a special registration list.
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