Could it be that Sparky tried to help the homeless by setting up a loo in his front yard? Could it be that this idea went horribly wrong? Now he has vampire porcelain that can’t be left out in the sun. At least there’s no worry about hooking it up to plumbing. Just go somewhere else if you had the garlic special pizza.
Free Urinal (Mancave)
It is stored in the shade on the left side of the front of the street. (see pictures).
I can’t find the left side of the front of the street. I guess I’ll have to pass the urinal. Get it? Pass? Fine. Thanks, Ralph, this was just what I needed!