What comes around, goes around, but you don’t see it coming because it can change its appearance. I know giraffes were called Camelopards at one time. And do you know what rhymes with Camelopard? Peter Lombard! He was actually a big deal in the 1100s. So anyway, this pet that Sparky is trying to sell is a Camel.Not.A.Lion.
Camelion friendly to handle!!! (Milord)
FRIENDLY 3 YEAR OLD VALE CAMELIONwe have cage, lights entire cage set up and a very friendly camelion named “Cornelious” that we would like to re-home. We already have cats and dogs and find it hard to give her the attention she deserves.
Please e-mail if interested and we will send some pics and discuss details.
We can discuss details and defeets and dehead, too. Thanks, Ralph, for finding a totally new, different, never seen before Not.A.Lion.
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Sparky’s mashup of Camille and The Lion King was not a huge success.
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Vale Camelions are rarely found as pets since the depopulation of their native habitat. This species is often mistaken for the rare reptile; so Sparky is probably flogging Not.A.Vale.Not.A.Camel.Not.A.Lion.
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Notty Sparky! No biscuit for you!
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Cornelious is a silly name for a CamelNotALion.
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Cornelious is a better name for an ape.
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In short there’s simply not;
A more congenial spot;
For happily-ever-aftering;
Than here in Camel-nooooootttt!
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“Camelion friendly to handle!!!”
No thanks! I don’t want a camel or a lion or a mixed breed of the two getting amorous with my handle.
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“We already have cats and dogs….”
Probably a Purrsin, a Simease, a Chiwaha, and a Bagel.
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I had a Pom-Iranian dog and a Flabby kitty cat.
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