Sales are a way of life in the last quarter of every year. Not only are traditional holidays lined up to make everyone feel guilty if they don’t go broke, but businesses want to clear out inventory before tax time. So the businesses put everything at 40% off all purchases over $1,000 and consumers think they save money they haven’t even spent yet. It’s complicated.
Luckily, Sparky is here to make things simple. Except you have to go through the garage in New Hampshire which leads to Australia’s Outback. Apparently this one of those new customs.
SALE IN GARAGE AND OUTBACK (WEST [Location],NH)
ALOT OF TOYS AND COLLECTIBLES… 10 TO 3
Reunite Pangaea! All we need is a little superglue and a pod of whales to push the continents together. Thanks, Ralph! Always fun in the northern wastelands.