Picture Sparky with a valuable antique mirror. Listen as Sparky says, “Hold my beer and watch this!” Watch Sparky throw an object (frisbee, boomerang, baseball, rock, thermonuclear warhead) across the room. Duck as millions of valuable shards of glass become worthless tinkly bits.
Wait as Sparky gets a brilliant idea. Oh, and give him back his beer.
Mirror – needs glass
Hi, I have a nice mirror to give away. The glass part needs to be replaced. Otherwise its in excellent shape.
Excellent! Thanks, Ralph! Keep those ads coming in.