New Year’s Eve is just around the corner, and I know you all have HUGE parties planned. You have a caterer, you have A-list celebs attending, you have a stunning outfit, and the decorations are cutting edge. Everything is ready except the DJ. Continue reading
A few months back, Sparkys across the nation tried to sell things so that they could have cash for Christmas presents. Most of the things they sold were last year’s presents. It’s a vicious circle, the root of poverty and hypertension in America. Continue reading
Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas! Paint flamingos green.
La la la these are the ugliest birds I’ve ever seen!
Deck the halls and deck the ‘mingos. They would make a good bonfire starter. Continue reading
I finally understand why people have dinning tables. The din is made by all the dings. This Sparky just jumped right to the source. Continue reading