New Year’s Eve is just around the corner, and I know you all have HUGE parties planned. You have a caterer, you have A-list celebs attending, you have a stunning outfit, and the decorations are cutting edge. Everything is ready except the DJ. Continue reading
A few months back, Sparkys across the nation tried to sell things so that they could have cash for Christmas presents. Most of the things they sold were last year’s presents. It’s a vicious circle, the root of poverty and hypertension in America. Continue reading
Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas! Paint flamingos green.
La la la these are the ugliest birds I’ve ever seen!
Deck the halls and deck the ‘mingos. They would make a good bonfire starter. Continue reading
I finally understand why people have dinning tables. The din is made by all the dings. This Sparky just jumped right to the source. Continue reading
The original blog, You Suck at Craigslist, started because a woman with a great sense of humor looked for furniture for her new pad, using Craigslist. The absurd things she found she sent to her friends with witty comments. The friends encouraged her to start a blog, and the rest was history. Until that tragic day a year agot when the Llama-nun and the Ostrimu decided to retire on the huge amount of money they made from book and movie deals. (This last part needs a citation.) Continue reading
I’m pretty fortunate right now in that I don’t need to find a job. I know so many folks who are looking for that. I could actually take a job now that fit into my ideas of the perfect employment. Working with animals, dealing with the public with animals, working at a professional facility with animals. Continue reading
Even though it’s the season of peace and community, not very many people consider extending that to all life forms. If you have more than four appendages, or possibly none at all, you won’t be invited to the tree lighting ceremony or the candle lighting or to exchange gifts. Continue reading