I finally understand why people have dinning tables. The din is made by all the dings. This Sparky just jumped right to the source.
Ethan Allen ding table – $100 (ASSISH)
condition: excellentmake / manufacturer: Ethan Allen
size / dimensions: 82 1/2 x 42 x 29 1/2
Table is in good condition; has minor scratches, is being sold by itself without chairs. It measures 82 1/2 x 42″ when fully extended an seats 8 people comfortably. An 18″ leaf can be removed to make it smaller.
cash and carry only.
Sparky knows some big people if a table that size with no chairs can only seat 8. Wish there was a photo. Oh, look, here’s another one with chairs!
Bar ding table –
Jul 6, 2015 – Bar dinig table with 4 chairs the chairs it’s god condition the table it’s bad paint.
It’s god condition. The table. It’s bad paint. Wha? I thought Bar ding meant to wrap it in bacon. Mmmm, bacon.
Thanks to Ralph, who asks the eternal question: Do ding tables come in French Prudential?
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Ding, ding, ding went the table.
Bad, bad, bad was the paint.
And the chairs were so godly.
But then, buying the table I ain’t.
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So, w hacker saying issat iz not a falsh idol, iz juz a bad pint job?
Well, t’is the Season, and all.
Ur, laid bone connecs hip bone an’ all–so, ain’ people wit’ no seats gonna have a hard time sitting?
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I thought a ding table was another name for coffee table. As in, “I just dinged my shin on that coffee table.”
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I thought barding was armor for horses. Apparently there is a table for that.
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Merry Christmas everyone.
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