This meeting of the Society to Prevent Sparkies From Owning Animals (SPSFOA) will now come to order. Our first order of business is to decode this ad. It’s not going to be easy. If you need to step outside for a minute, go ahead. We’ll wait. All better? Good.
Cat lost, cat missing, missing cat, lost cat (new [Location])
It is a fat female cat around 15 lbs.
Yes but is she lost? Or did Sparky find this cat? Is she really fat or is she just fluffy? And what’s all that crap in the background of the picture? Who are the Van People? What planet are we on?
Thanks, NinjaChow, lovely ad and puzzle. Keep ’em coming in.