This meeting of the Society to Prevent Sparkies From Owning Animals (SPSFOA) will now come to order. Our first order of business is to decode this ad. It’s not going to be easy. If you need to step outside for a minute, go ahead. We’ll wait. All better? Good.
Cat lost, cat missing, missing cat, lost cat (new [Location])
It is a fat female cat around 15 lbs.
Yes but is she lost? Or did Sparky find this cat? Is she really fat or is she just fluffy? And what’s all that crap in the background of the picture? Who are the Van People? What planet are we on?
Thanks, NinjaChow, lovely ad and puzzle. Keep ’em coming in.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Why do you ask?
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It’s Dr Seuss Haiku on acid!
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15# is not “fat” on a number of cat breeds.
Has fat-shaming gone that far?
I’d be found a missing lost cat, too.
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Poor cat, I think Sparky would have to be responsible for the cat’s weight so the fat-shaming is kinda unfair.
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That cat doesn’t look fat to me, just fluffy.
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“We’re poor little cats who’ve lost our way…
meow, meow, meow…
We’re little black cats who have gone astray…
meow, meow, meow…
Gentlemen-rankers out on the spree
Damned from here to eternity
God ha’ mercy on such as we…
meow, meow, meow……..
I, too, have gone astray….but hopefully I have returned…(we’ll see)
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But the cat came back, the very next day….
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