So many people today haven’t yet found their perfect match. As the song says, perhaps they are looking for love in all the wrong places. Or maybe using the wrong pick-up lines. Let’s see what advice Sparky can give us!
Free Geranium/ aquarium (Nasty)
Free geranium with stand/ cabinet. Dimensions: 12 inches deep, 18 inches tall, 30 inches wide. Stand in 15 inches deep, 26 inches tall, 32 inches wide.
Must be picked up.
Hey baby, I can stand in 15 inches deep. And bring flowers. I can’t be bought, but I can be rented on weekends. It’s only fair.
Thanks, Ralph, another awesome glimpse of humanity’s last days.