These days, a child can grow up to be anything. We hope you don’t grow up to be a Sparky. That would mean owning dog breeds you can’t spell and attempting to sell Crisco rejected by archeologists. You would post ads that required photos and then forget the photos. You would be confused by there, they’re and their.
You would be like this guy.
Black Decorative Thing – $30 (Newport NH)
I’m not sure what it is. It doesn’t do anything or hold anything. It’s just decorative. It has lion heads holding the handles in their mouths. It also has lion paw feet. It’s an interesting conversation piece. It’s 14.5″ high by 6.5″ wide at the square base. I may have been a lamp – it can be converted into a lamp. I’m looking to get $30 for it. Thanks!!
No, Sparky, Thank YOU! For admitting you may have been a lamp. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. And thanks for Ralph for submitting this beautiful thing.