Noise pollution has followed peoples from the Cradle of Civilization to the Urban Sprawl of today. First those awful neighbors in the next cave stayed up all night drinking fermented melon juice and pounding on the skulls of their enemies. So we moved out of those apartments.
Sparky has a much worse situation. His furniture is making noise, all day long. Half the night as well. The noise is so bad, he couldn’t hardly find words for his ad.
dinning table with chairs
free white dinning tables and two chair
How very kind he is to set them free. Go, noisy furniture, have lots of baby dinning tables and two chair! NinjaChow, you know these sentimental ads make me weepy.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Free? Just look at that wall penning them in! Oppression, that’s what it us! What next, the violet inherent in the system?
LikeLiked by 2 people
SCOTUS voted down “prior restraint” as an unacceptable infringement on the 1st Amendment. This includes inflammatory statements (you can yell “fire!” In a crowded theater, as long as you can show its political speech (; “fighting words,” and, mere noise. If you wish to mske a noise complaint, it must be vice a “nuisance” rather than protected political speech. (A sad thing to consider in this political season.)
So, Spark’, y’see, you can’t evict the chairs for humming the Free Furniture anthem. If they change to SpongeBob or pokemon, call us, we’ll be happy to show them the violence inherent in the system.
LikeLiked by 1 person
If you hate that dinning,
Hate your table’s dinning,
Two chair loudly dinning,
Set them free.
Free, free, set them free.
LikeLiked by 2 people
We would prefer that the table goes to a home where they have experience with this breed, the table needs a patient adopter that can teach it to use its inside voice.
LikeLiked by 1 person
From the picture, it appears that one of the tables has already escaped. Either that, or the “s” is a slut and moved from the chairs to the table while Sparky was typing.
LikeLiked by 1 person