You invite your friends over to play video games, using your new Entertainment Projector. You play a sword and sorcery first person multiplayer game like Swordbreaker. Your best friend rushes in to beat down minor foes, but one of them gets under his arm and stabs your BF in the leg where he’s not wearing armor.
The next thing you know, there’s blood everywhere, he’s passing out, and you’re calling 911. Thank Sparky for that entertainment.
entertainment projector – $40
make / manufacturer: shift
model name / number: xl90play video games watch TV DVD players via a/v input
serious injuries only
will not ship
Sparky won’t ship because there are laws against sending dangerous stuff like this across state lines. He should offer a first aid kit with it. Thanks, Ralph, for the never ending entertainment.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Count your blessings. An a/v input can cause serious injuries, but HDMI can be fatal.
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Oh no! I have 2 HDMI’s! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Maybe if Sparky played games with minor characters, He would wind up with only minor injuries.
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When I watch my DVD player, I get really bored. Supposing I watch a DVD in my DVD player on my TV. Now that’s entertainment.
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In this context:
a/v = Addictive Violence
RGB = Realistic Group BDSM
USB3 = Unusual Sexbot 3-ways
HDMI = Hard to Describe Multiple Impossibilities
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