The Answer is: In this ad, Sparky is foiling spammers and bots, but confusing serious buyers.
What is –
OTQWn bObcAT 2002 lOaDer W/nICe & straIgHT – $1500
OTQWn ALL lIGhtS worK, cAb IS Very gOOD ANd sTRAiGHt, nO oiL leAkS, WE hAvE ServIcED tHiS maCHiNe hEAd tO toe All FiltERS aND OILs havE BEEN ChaNgED , ShEet MeTaL IS NiCe anD STrIgHT,, EvERyThIng WORKS
Oh, you forgot the question mark! Don Pardo, tell our contestant what his lovely parting gift will be.
And thank you, Ralph, keep those answers coming in.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Is it Nineties Nostalgia Day already? If I want to buy this, do I have to post to the guestbook on Sparky’s GeoCities site or just send a message via ICQ?
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If any of that were pertinent to buying a Melrose (tn) Bobcat, I’d believe they just had a bad keyboard (grease & hydraulic fluid does not agree with modern keyboards).
So, I’m assuming the ad is by next door spay who is stoned out his gourd and wants a pizza *and still has not cleaned the kitchen (.
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All I can do with this is a “Rocko’s Modern Life” reference (O-town). I’ll have to think about it though and thinking is hard.
On a different note, some of my co-workers have tried my coffee slices. The verdict is somewhere between interesting and pretty decent.
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Mmmm, coffee slices! Could you put one in the cup holder for me? Thanks!
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*adds several extra thin slices to cup holder*
There you go.
and yes, I really do make coffee slices. I had some with my breakfast this morning.
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IT’s HARd to typE WITH THe bucKET GOing UP And doWN on ITs OTQWn.
A zero may have come loose from all that bucket thumping; $15,000 would be a more typical asking price.
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I’m pretty sure the ad was posted by Bob’s cat.
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What bots is he trying to confuse, exactly? Agent Smiths?
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