Well, this is awkward. Sparky just booked a club in his NRA-sanctioned Campgrounds, Happy Trees. When he looked up the club on the intertubes, he discovered that Preserve Our Wild America was not a swingers club. In fact, these wealthy individuals would no doubt object to the manner in which the lodge was decorated.
Sparky needed money so he could update the look of his Campgrounds. First thing to go: A lovely 4 point buck that he shot himself on Anticosti Island.
Deer Head – $120
What are you looking at?
That’s right, back up.
No, I’m not going to start singing. GO away.Deer head !
Says Anticosti on the mount
It is quite heavy
$120 obo
It says here (http://www.safarianticosti.com/deer-hunting-2) that you will “Rediscover your true deer hunting instincts” if you visit Anticosti. Too bad the deer didn’t rediscover his true need to run Sparky through with his antlers.
Thanks, NinjaChow, you found a true expression of Sparky-tude!
Sparky fails at haiku. Let me fix that.
A deer mount for Sale!
Look at him, the smarmy git.
He is quite heavy.
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The sated bear say
He ain’t heavy he is
My fodder, Luke.
(Bears is bad at haiku.)
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From the web site: “The hunting trails have also been cleared to a width that allows the passage of your guide’s ATV to help recuperate any deer that has been taken near the trails.”
This one is still recuperating.
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