On Fridays, I think people can be excused for behavior that isn’t considered socially acceptable at other days of the week. Farting, belching, snorting, even blowing your nose at the table. Highly unacceptable on Monday through Thursday, but come Friday, let it all hang out. Continue reading
Monthly Archives: April 2016
Post 205: Furniture Week, Day Two
There is a very good way to avoid misspelling the word “dining.” Abbreviate it to DR Set. Just be prepared for people to call about medical treatments and family coverage. Not to mention discounts on certain pharmaceuticals. Continue reading
Post 204: Furniture Week, Day One
Should an octopus lose two legs, would it be called a hexopus? Of course not! It would be called Inky or Bob or Barbra. So back in the day when everyone had that couch, they also had these end tables. Trust me, go back through You Suck at Craigslist posts and you will see so many octagonal tables with six sides. A hex on your tables! Continue reading
Post 203: Hasta la Vista!
Shoes are normally sold in pairs. Wouldn’t you agree that when you see a pair of shoes and a price quoted, you expect to get left AND right shoes for the one price? Continue reading
