And lo! As the palace reached a great height and even more stones were set upon other stones, did King Sparky the First look upon the building. He saw that it was good. He saw that it would make King Wilbur of Goat Bottom green with envy. Green was not a good color for Wilbur.
Yet did the king pause to consider the lofty rooms above his head in the palace. He did stop a worker and asked, “Yea, knave! How does one climb to the next floor?” And the knave shuffled his feet and looked around for help, but found none. “You would need stairs, majesty.”
Sparky the First had heard of stairs, but never imagined he would ever need them. In the old palace, more of a great hall really, everything was on one level. “Do you know where I can find stairs, knave?”
“You could call the Stair Master, majesty,” replied the knave before dying of embarrassment.
Thus did the king consult the List of Craig, where often the Stair Master did sell enchantments.
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Them are some nice stairs, Ralph! Hope they fit inside the palace.