Single people are often shy about asking someone they like to go out or have a drink. A friend or relative, meaning to be helpful, will tell the single person, “The worst they can do is say no.”
If only that were true. To help singles harden their rejection skins, they should start calling Sparky and offering dinner and a show for whatever is being sold.
99 Honda 400ex 4-wheeler – $1200
This is a really good running 4-wheeler but it has defiantly been rode hard throughout its life. Defiantly has some cosmetic wear. 1200 obo. I’m open to trades. Just text me and shoot an offer the worst I can say is no.
Sparky, could you stand over here away from the 4 wheeler? Don’t want to hit it by mistake when I shoot you with this offer. And by offer, I mean shotgun. Thanks, OMV, we’ll have that cosmetic wear cleaned up in no time.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
The defiant ex has been rode hard and put away wet for 17 years, and now has some cosmetic wear? Sparky is making this too easy.
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Not sure if defiantly is an auto-correct or a misspelling by Sparky, but it is defiantly supposed to be definitely.
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I don’t know how much an obo costs or why Sparky would even need 1200 of them.
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Defiantly the
Four wheeler stands for sale
Oboe is Sparky
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Defiantly been rode hard… Defiantly has cosmetic wear… Carries 12 Oboes… I’m afraid to straddle it!
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Doggone it!! Someone defiantly stole my 00s!
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And to top it off… Nesting fail…
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I’ll say. The runny babbets in post 220 is where you should be nesting.
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You’re just out of practice. Come by more often!
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