Friends, when you decide to give your bathroom a remodel, don’t just stick the porcelain out at the curb. No one is going to take it for you. And don’t turn it into a planter. That fad came and went. Do what any self-respecting Sparky would do.
Give it away on Craigslist.
Toilet – free to a good home
Pale off-white/pale yellow color – ready to go! Fully functional, just needed a color change in the bathroom.
Ready to go! Sparky cracks me up. Wish he had defined a good home for a toilet. But I have never been a fan of yellow bathrooms. Thanks, Ralph, nice one.
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Do you have a plumber on speed dial in case of emergency?
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I do my own plumbing. I shit you not.
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Well obviously you are going to have to fill out an adoption application and possibly a home visit will be required to ensure your home is the right one for the toilet.
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Must be potty trained.
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Toilet is pale hue
Yellow or white maybe not
Must hurl and cannot
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