Imagine a unique sporting event just for Sparkies! A chance for every Sparky to show off his or her best talents. There would be the Deers on the Swing set event, the Winterbagel Triathlon, and the always popular Not.A.Lion multiple choice event.

Then, of course, Sparky would need to obtain his or her own rewards.

Scarp Medal

Three medal decks, in good shape or scarp. Call or text. No e-mails please.

Looks like Sparky has scarpered off with all the medals! Well, better luck next time, sports fans. Thanks, Ralph, for getting the competitive juices flowing.